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Hello, Guillermo here. I've never been very good at the ol' wordsmithing, but bear with me. Welcome to the corporate homepage of xooxle LLC, a subsidiary of Acquisitions Incorporated. We hope for this site to help inform you on our Company so that you will do business with us! Please browse this space to see Memoranda from our Board members.
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Higher callings

While fate will always weigh upon the decisions I preside over, I make no pretense of my loathing for the vehicle through which I am exercising my mission. I am so much more than a mercenary for hire, giving percentages of my wages to some distant, wealthy cad. Hoar knows, and Hoar sees. My work will be honest. My sword deadly, but not only for the unfortunates we encounter in each job. Oh, you rich ones. The longer I spend toiling in your tricky machinations, the more hungry I become for your flesh.