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Memorandum

Hello, Guillermo here. I've never been very good at the ol' wordsmithing, but bear with me.

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Higher callings

While fate will always weigh upon the decisions I preside over, I make no pretense of my loathing for the vehicle through which I am exercising my mission. I am so much more than a mercenary for hire, giving percentages of my wages to some distant, wealthy cad. Hoar knows, and Hoar sees. My work will be honest. My sword deadly, but not only for the unfortunates we encounter in each job. Oh, you rich ones. The longer I spend toiling in your tricky machinations, the more hungry I become for your flesh.